Following President Trump's speech before a joint session of Congress, Elon Musk announced that the funds for congressional props would be cut. Many believe Democrats paying $1M per strongly worded paddle, while effective, was just too expensive. Trump told reporters that he agreed with the cuts, but encouraged Democrats to just make their own props as he supports free speech. Defending the Democrats' freedom to make fools of themselves on live TV is one thing that makes America great, just not on the taxpayers' dime. But that's not all that happened last week!
Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.
Top Headlines of the Week - headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:
Trump Vows To Rebuild Ukraine And Make Canada Pay For It @gfanson
Boeing Announces New Plane Model For Female Pilots With Wheels On Top Too @twoplus2ischicken
Inconsiderate Handicap Driver Parks In Normal Parking Space @kirgol
Sad: AOC Will Never Get To Experience Brain Freeze @dontslowtheearth
Trump Gives Hamas His Last Warning Release Hostages Or He Will Send House Democrats To Sing In Gaza @thebigfreeze
Trump Takes Bids During Congressional Auction Of Items Biden Left Behind @annafillaxis
Democrats Send Paddles To Zelensky To Help Stop Putin @drconservativeprof
Chick-fil-A Employees Happily Provide List Of 10 Things They Have Done In The Last 5 Minutes @fishythepenguin
FBI Agents Lurking In The Forum Promoted After Sending Musk 5 Headlines They Pitched Last Week @littlejedi
Local Woman Sees JD Vance In Her Toast @alola_rychu
Trump Declares March "Women's History Of Losing To Me In Elections" Month @buzzyboy
Family At A Wildlife Center Stops To Admire The Baby Bobcat Forklift @reckless4life
Boomer Reads RFK Warning Labels On Processed Food As Code For Delicious @ruthiej714
Americans Shocked And Delighted By Pro-America Speech @yantelope
Sad: Elon Can't Find A Single Democrat He'd Have A Baby With At SOTU @priehle
Rookie DEI Manager Admits She Is Married With Children @flmax
Sometimes, really great headlines don't make it to the top so here are some of my favorites:
Eve Really Starting To Regret Her Role In Inventing Laundry @theraider
U.K. Prime Minister And French President Agree To Broker A New Suit And Tie For Zelensky @eversong
Christian Attempts Daunting ‘Philemon In A Year' Reading Plan @sirborsdeganys
Mouse Born In The Wrong Body Delivers Rebuttal Speech To Trump's Joint Statement To Congress @westland619
Nancy Pelosi Snags Fly Out Of The Air With Her Tongue @insertwokeslogan
Democrats To Be Dismissed For Kids' Congress Before Next Trump Speech @dbar
Nation's Catholics Begin Solemn And Holy Season Of Eating Cheese Pizza Every Friday @jmoconnor9301
Female Pilot Tells Air Traffic Control She Just Doesn't Feel Heard @tylermontgomery
Spies Hiding On Rooftop Consider Capture Maybe Better Than Explaining Rahab To Wives @leecory
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