This is 100% hilarious!

A real thing that is happening in East LA:
Yo, teach, it's me Bryce Johnson, so uhh, yeah, I'm Mexican so I think it's best that I just stay home today and study remote. I hope that's okay.
Every student should do this!
From the LA Times:
In a letter to faculty, the university provost said that after hearing from students 'scared to take public transit and fearful of driving to campus,' leaders reiterated policies that also allow professors to provide excused absences and alternative makeup work arrangements for concerned students. Faculty have 'the option of working remotely for a limited time due to extraordinary circumstances they are facing,' the letter said.
'Recent events in the LA area — including the presence of heavily armed immigration agents in MacArthur Park earlier this week — have left many in our community concerned for their safety,' Provost and Vice President for Academic Affairs Heather Lattimer wrote Wednesday. 'This week also marks the 6-month anniversary of the wildfires that disrupted the lives of many in our community. As a campus we recognize the significant harm that has resulted from these events and reaffirm our commitment to supporting our students, faculty, and staff and prioritizing your safety and well-being.'

Bro, at this point just put the school on lockdown like the old Covid days! Or at least bring back the mask mandates.
Can't believe they're allowing students and faculty to go remote "for their safety" just because ICE is in town getting rid of the illegals!
And now the LA freeways will be even more empty!
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