Nope, this isn't satire. This is a real person on the official panel that makes policy recommendations for mental health services in the state of Oregon.
Yes, that's J.D. Terrapin Holt (terrapins are a group of several species of small turtles). She's a licensed counsellor specializing in drug addiction.
(Because of course.)
More about the Oregon Consumer Advisory Council:
Oregon Revised Statute (ORS) 430.073 established the Oregon Consumer Advisory Council (OCAC). The council advises the Director of the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) on the provision of behavioral health services in Oregon. The council may review, evaluate and provide feedback on all site reviews related to mental health services provided by OHA.
The Turtle Queen is listed on the official list of current members:
Good luck with your mental health, Oregon!

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