I know what you're thinking.
Snow White bombed because of Rachel Zegler's severe case of the woke mind virus.
But that wasn't it, in my humble opinion.
Maybe it was the weird diversity dwarves that got replaced by the even weirder CGI monstrosities?
But that wasn't it either.
If you ask me, it had to be the movie's climate footprint. 😉
It turns out that Disney doesn't give a lick about carbon emissions. Parts of Snow White were filmed in the U.K., which requires any motion pictures filmed on its soil to release their total carbon emissions for the film, and Snow White's were ridiculous:
The film's theme of being at one with nature seems not to have extended to the real-life environment, with company documents showing the making of Snow White generated more greenhouse gas emissions in the UK than the latest Fast & Furious film, despite the latter's reliance on an array of gas-guzzling cars.
In fact, if you combine Disney's last two live action remakes (Snow White and The Little Mermaid), the studio used more fossil fuels than the Birmingham and Luton airports combined.
And that's why the movie crashed and burned.
There was just too much oil on set!
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