Nope, that's not a Babylon Bee headline:
[Warning: Brief Language]
My favorite moment?
When a furry in a wheelchair blew bubbles into the face of BDSM junkies in leather dog masks as part of their protest against federal deportation officers:
Me:
Before we get to more funny videos, I want to make sure you heard this quote from the trans dude in pigtails:
First they came for the immigrants, but I didn't say nothing. And I think you know the rest of that poem.
I know that public school doesn't teach kids to read anymore, but they should really teach about double negatives.
MOVING ON:
A little squirrelly man started off the protest by calling for "barks" and "horse noises."
I want to hear barking! I want to hear screaming and howling! I want to hear horse noises! I want to hear moaning! We are degenerates against fascism!
AND THEN THEY DID IT!
Even better, the man organizing the event said he felt called to lead because he is "white passing" and needs to use his "privilege" to help all the poor transgender black and brown people out there. He also doesn't understand why federal officers would remove foreigners who are living in a country illegally.
HOW IS THIS NOT AN EPISODE OF A SITCOM??
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