I can't stop laughing at the newest Tesla vandal

Jesse James

Mar 26, 2025

Not the brightest tool in the shed πŸ˜†


HE TRIED TO RAM HIS MARIO KART INTO A CYBERTRUCK πŸ’€

Demarqeyun Cox, 33, had apparently been using the world's worst getaway car to ram multiple Teslas in the area of Texarkana, Texas.

Fat man on a tiny bike ... I can't stop laughing

The Texarkana Police Department put out this statement:

We arrested 33 year old Demarqeyun Cox this afternoon after he allegedly damaged multiple Tesla vehicles in separate incidents across the city today.

The first report came from the Golden Palace restaurant on Summerhill Road, where surveillance footage from the car itself captured a guy on a mini four-wheeler intentionally ramming a parked Tesla at full speed. While officers were searching for the suspect, another call came in reporting damage to a Tesla in the Lowe's parking lot.

Does Demarqeyun not know that Teslas have cameras all around them??

Shortly after that, Officer Blake Lummus spotted Cox riding a mini four-wheeler near Summerhill and New Boston Roads and recognized him as the suspect in the earlier video. After being stopped, Cox initially gave a false name but was quickly identified and taken into custody.

After Cox's arrest, we got yet another report of Tesla damage - this time at Genesis Prime Care on College Drive.

Demarqeyun has been charged with one count of felony criminal mischief and failure to identify, but he might receive further charges if police connect him to two later incidents.

He is currently being held in the Bi-State Jail as the investigation continues.

Worst criminal ever.


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