Yesterday, our big bro published these two jokes back-to-back:
The jokes should be self-evident if you aren't programmed with an NPC chip to feel outraged at [Insert Thing Here].
Editor-in-chief Kyle Mann even tried to help people understand the jokes:
But alas, everyone got angry in the comment section (they didn't realize that making everyone angry was part of the joke):
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(I love it when people accuse a bunch of church-going Reformed/Baptist lads who grew up watching VeggieTales of being Jewish supervillains.)
Here's The Bee's managing editor, Joel Berry, with a more helpful explanation of the joke:
The joke is a variation on "everyone who thinks differently than me is a Nazi."
The Right understands when The Bee makes that joke.
The Right has a much harder time understanding when the joke is about their own blind spots.
On one side, there are people who think you are antisemitic if you don't believe America needs to fight Israel's war.
From The Bee👇
'I dunno, I'm just a bit nervous about the possibility of an endless war that could claim thousands of American lives,' said the man who clearly wants all Jews to die and probably loves Hitler. 'It hasn't worked out too well for us in the past, you know?'
The man's friends were reportedly horrified to hear him outing himself as an actual anti-Jew Nazi.
On the other side, there are people who think you are part of the Zionist Jewish Cabal™ if you think Israel should be able to fight wars to defend itself. 👇
'The way I see it, Israel has the same right to defend itself as any other nation, I suppose,' said the filthy Israel-loving cuck to reporters. 'If they need to fight a war for their own safety, I say we leave them to it.'
The man's friends immediately began gagging and vomiting in disgust, having just learned that their friend was a crypto-Jew warmonger and probably paid by AIPAC.
I'm not saying these are the funniest jokes ever written (The Bee can't compete with Not the Bee's reporting on reality), but the joke is that many people can't understand the joke because they are too entrenched in their own echo chambers.
The Bible says to be wise and discerning, but it never says you can't have a laugh while doing so!
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