Today, Donald Trump rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange, flanked by his family, political allies, and photos of his face on TIME.
Tell me that this photo doesn't go really freaking hard:
Here's Trump signing the guest book at the Stock Exchange, where he was informed that he is the first U.S. president to ring the opening bell since Ronald Reagan.
You can watch his address to the NYSE here, but all of this wasn't the biggest story of the moment.
No, my friends [takes moment to compose himself], I regret to inform you that CNBC's Jim Cramer decided to take this historic opportunity to interview Trump about crypto.
STAY AWAY, INVERSE CRAMER!!!
If you don't know, it's a long-running joke that you should do the opposite of what Jim Cramer's financial advice is.
To prove the meme is true, people are running a competition this year between insider-trader Nancy Pelosi and a portfolio that does the exact opposite of what Cramer advises.
Cramer might win.
DON'T LET THAT MAN TOUCH TRUMP.
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