Amazon is now officially one step closer to providing everything, for everybody, all the time, forever.
Via TechCrunch:
Amazon on Wednesday announced the debut of Amazon Grocery, a new private-label brand that offers a range of grocery items, most of which are priced under $5. The brand offers everything from milk and olive oil to fresh produce, meat, and seafood. Amazon Fresh grocery items will be available online and at Amazon Fresh stores.
The new label combines the Amazon Fresh and Happy Belly lines into one grocery essentials collection, Amazon says.
Courtesy of Amazon, here's what its new line of foodstuffs will apparently look like:
I can't be the only one who sees that incredibly boring, sterile-looking food lineup and thinks something like this:
Like, this kind of looks like the fake plastic food you see at children's museums, right?
Well, I guess if it's food, people will eat it. Especially if it's as dirt cheap as they say: if "most of [the groceries] are priced under $5," I can imagine they'll get bought.
And man, Amazon is betting on it, too. They're really rolling out the value-added products with this one:
Amazon says the Amazon Grocery line includes new items such as fresh bakery cinnamon rolls, refrigerated pizza dough, bottled spring water, and more. In the coming months, Amazon will debut new frozen pasta meals, pie fillings, granola, sliced loaf cakes, expanded selections of deli meat, and more.
Maybe they're trying to be minimalist?
Housewives showing off their new Amazon Pie™ like:
All I know is we're one step closer to that old reliable meme:
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